lørdag 6. november 2010

Today I have eaten dinner and watched a movie, what a wasted day I have squandered away. I feel like pissing on my own life and I can't seem to find the conection between my goals and my progress. This I find disturbing; I don't like to see my days driven away from me like worthless trash washed ashore on a desolate beach. I feel sickened and maybe even repulsed by the fact that time does not stop when I'm not making progress.

However, tonight I will attempt lucid dreaming and if all turns out well I will be doing as I pleace with infinite powers in my own little microcosmic realm.

onsdag 3. november 2010

What Girl Sexbloggers Sound Like

Hello dear ladies, my dear fellow bloggers! This is what you sound like when you post about how you lost your virginity:

I remember my first time as if it was today.
I was at a party and got very drunk, I didn't feel so well so I laid down on the couch. A guy I had talked to earlier that evening came over, he was a refugee from Iran. We talked for a bit, since he was so much older I said I was 16 years old.

He was quite much older than me, he was 28yrs old and still didn't have a decent job, I had just turned 15 and came with my older sister to the party, She and her boyfriend had gone over to their apartment. I was all alone on the couch with the old iranian .

We started to make out, I remember how he was grabbing my boobs constantly. Then he started toutching my pussy, I didn't know what to say, so I just kept on playing along. A little while later I was sitting in the couch all naked, I felt vulnerable and covered my shaven pussy with my hand. He pulled of his pants, he had a hairy tanned smelly dick. "Suck me" He commanded while he held my hair with a firm grip and pressed my head between his legs.

It annoyed me how he tried again and again to push his cock in my throat, after a while he made me stand on all four on the couch, then he fucked my mouth as if it was a pussy.

He lifted me up from the couch and placed my legs on his shoulders. I was so thight, yet he forced his cock on me. It did not feel good, I remember the excrusiating pain of his fat cock cutting its way beyond me. I tried to keep calm but it hurt so bad.

He must have thought that I was moaning, because all he did was to fuck me even harder. I closed my eyes and thought of my cat, my sister and my family, something good. I felt like jesus hanging on the cross as the burning sensation never seemed to stop, I could se his cock pumping on my pussy like a jackhammer drilling through the ground.

All of a sudden he started growling like a beast and pulled his cock out. He jizzed a warm slimy goo on my stomach, I remember parts of his sperm jumping all the way to underneath my left nipple. It ran down and filled my bellybuttom.

I was greasy and dirty, I went to the bathroom to wash it of, when I came back to the livingroom he had alreasy left. I felt used, like a dirty slutty whore, I went to my sister and her boyfriends apartment. They asked me what ad happened, but I didn't anwer.

I could hardly walk the next morning and I felt sick. First time sex is the worst!

tirsdag 2. november 2010

I can play the guitar

This is me playing th guitar, the song is Little Wing, by Jimi Hendrix :

Women weep! The prostitutes are here!

Dear everyone, this is prostitutes:

Now here are some ordinary women

They might seem pretty similar; they have nice thighs, beautiful long hair, feminine curves and broad hips. However, they are VERY different! One of these are will cost you shitloads of money!

I am talking about the ordinary women! Damn are they expensive!

You need to drive to the place you meet them, eat or do some trust building activity with them, give them alcohol for them to become more comfortable, this comes on top of spending all that money to have the right clothes and haircut etc.

For a nice prostitute on the other hand, all you need is money, if they can tell that you would look good naked they might even give you an discount!They have great sexual experience and are confident in fucking good! They go to the doctor regularly and don't complain if you come to fast. They don't annoy you with sticking around. They are by far better than ordinary women!

So to all you prostitutes! Keep it up! You're doing the lords work!

Strippers are fucking awesome!

Strippers are fucking awesome! They move great, they look great and they are what you want! Every single one of you! Nobody dislikes strippers, even women want to fuck them!

Some says that strippergirls don't like men, that might be true for some men, however while visiting Prague I must say I couldn't have any complaints! The strippers where all very nice to me and treated me in a way that gave me great satisfaction!

Dear strippers, I love you and if you can't take my word for it you're dumb, because I do!

You need to get naked!

We all have different bodies, but there is no reason to stay that way. In fact! Everyone should be able to look at least like this:
However, some people like something a bit different, different shapes and different styles. Some like black people, some like white and some like asians.

However, if you couldn't been a stripper: Back off from the dating game! We ordinary high maintenance people are sick and tired of childish behaviour when dating women and men in their twenties and sometimes thirties!

If you can't even get naked, why do you even talk to people? Talk to people! Touch them, make out and have sex, it is supposed to be the stage for romance and you're ruining it!

I can paint!

I can paint pictures, this is a picture I have painted:

I have also made more pictures, this is another picture that I also painted:

I am right now thinking of making even more paintings, but the weather is holding me back, therefore I am working on my shirt instead!

mandag 1. november 2010

I can make sushi

I can make sushi, this is a picture of the first sushi I ever ate:

I then decided to attempt to make my own sushi! This is the last sushi I ate:

It was much for one person alone, but i managed!

søndag 31. oktober 2010

I can tailor shirts

I tailor shirts! This is a picture of my first shirt:
I'll be the first to admit that this is not any good quality work! However, the shirt i am currently wokring on will be awsome. It is a tuxedo shirt!

The only things missing is the sleeves and the cuffs, then buttonholes and buttons ofcourse, but that is an easy fix, I am expecting it to be almost done by the weekend!

The question you need to ask yourself!

The question you can ask yourself is how closely is nothing related to endlessness, or to sum it up in a better way: Does the circle have no edges or endless amounts of edges? Think about that one for a month!

lørdag 30. oktober 2010

The new sex trend

Sex trends come and go, what is kinky loses value and becomes less forbidden.

Some years ago the coolest thing a boyfriend could do was to introduce a girl to position 69, if a guy did that he would have been the hero of the day for breaking that taboo and in that way unleashing a tidal wave of sexual potential and freedom of expression. And up until recently that was fine, but now there is a new even more naughty sextacy that women should get to enjoy!

Nom nom nom nom!

Getting their asshole licked!

The new trend that has washed ashore nowadays is the infamous ass to mouth, I am talking about us boyfriends having to face the fact: Women wanna feel the warm wet sensation of our rubbery tongue on the tight ring around her ass. If you can successfully introduce that, then your awesome!

A common perception among men is that ass has to taste bad and is filthy. After a shower the ass is even cleaner than the pussy, all kinds of things comes out from the pussy, after a good and deep clean, the ass tastes like the rest of the skin and is enjoyable to lick.

So get her naked and in doggystyle, then shove your face up tight in between her but cheeks! Enjoy her ass orally, lick it like the midst of a beauty full chocolate donut! Enjoy her feminine curved behind like it was a pile of delicious chocolate ice cream! Squeeze your face tight to her bottom and yell: AMHMMMFF!

Girls like girls!

Women love pussy! It is the simple truth, they love to lick it, they love to stab it and they love to rub it. But it doesn't end there, they also LOVE to do so with each other.

 If you are a female, it is most likely that this picture makes you wet.

Yepp! You heard me right, all women fantasize about having one lesbian experience at least before they die! Perhaps with their best friends, or that sexy girl in class, they could be secretly staring at her in the classroom, while in their head she is dominating her roughly with a broad strap-on! Pulling her hair back! Saying things like: Feel my huge cock stretching your pussy out, you dirty little naughty slut!

There is zero doubt in my mind that sometimes, when girlfriends get together, they do stuff! Maybe one convinces the other: Hey, let's take of all of our clothes, go to the mirror and make out naked with each other and take pictures of it and post it online! So they take their clothes of, go to the bathroom giggling and start kissing, the wet crackling sound of wet lips parting spreads in the acoustic room as the camera clicks away.

Then they run around naked to the house and upload their new pics on the net, no doubt! One girl steering in the chair the other one looking over her shoulder, I can imagine at some point, something will happen, maybe an arousing touch on the naked skin leads to more passionate kissing. Because the computer is in the bedroom!

So they have that lesbian sex, they enjoy the naughtiness and the fact this would be sexy for the man. Women love to get men exited, and from this come a natural lust to have lesbian sex, it is natural!

Now every rule has got exceptions, but if you are a girl and you are neither bi-curious or experienced with lesbian sex: Watch out! It might be someone you know, maybe even someone close to you. Like the nice innocent girl at school, that is right now, as you are reading these letters, working on a plan to seduce you into having kinky anal and vaginal love with her strap-on dildo.

She is currently masturbating away, whispering your name wanting your pussy so bad, she can taste it! Imagining her tongue sliding up and down over your clit, imagining the sensation you get when she slides her tongue all the way to your ass and thrusts her face between your legs! So watch out!

Is this the blog for you?

Live for lulz is here to make a statement!

We all have our purposes and goals in life, there are things that you want and there are things that you need. Maybe you want to spend some time reading my blog, but you need something in return?

You may ask yourself: Can this be the blog I have been looking for? I say: Yes it can!

You may ask yourself: Will reading this inspire me? I say: yes it can!

You may even ask yourself: Can reading this blogg make my life perfect? I say: yes it can!

I have no doubt that this is a place that can be the difference that makes the difference in indifference! I think of the people surfing the cyberspace endlessly lost finding them self in a ray of light, like a sudden realisation struck them all of a sudden! And they would say to themselves:

I want to check out the Live for lulz blogg! And so it shall be that everyone finds themselves drawn to someplace safe, someplace good, where they can live for lulz!

Women and girls! I can see things ahead of you here. I can see beautyfull dresses along with the crown of a beautiful princess, I can see great friends and passionate moments! I see masculine wet bodies rising from the sea, walking towards you with that glimmer in their eye, there you are on the beach drinking something cold and refreshing in the sun. I feel massages, I sense the sensation of fun, music, the good life. High up above everyone else, in a great place.

Men and boys! I can see what lies ahead of you too here! I can see women! Lots of lots of women, they run towards you with their sexy bodies oiled and only covered in small ripped cloths! I see fast cars, expensive good looking cars, lined up outside you garage! A huge white mansion with a swimming pool. Explosions! Awesome music, chainsaws! Guns! You dominating everyone like a big strong champion boxer! And just endless amounts of sex sex sex sex sex!

That is why you would feel the need to read this blog!