My day!

Today I have eaten dinner and watched a movie, what a wasted day I have squandered away. I feel like pissing on my own life and I can't seem to find the conection between my goals and my progress. This I find disturbing; I don't like to see my days driven away from me like worthless trash washed ashore on a desolate beach. I feel sickened and maybe even repulsed by the fact that time does not stop when I'm not making progress.

However, tonight I will attempt lucid dreaming and if all turns out well I will be doing as I pleace with infinite powers in my own little microcosmic realm.

What Girl Sexbloggers Sound Like

Hello dear ladies, my dear fellow bloggers! This is what you sound like when you post about how you lost your virginity:

I remember my first time as if it was today.
I was at a party and got very drunk, I didn't feel so well so I laid down on the couch. A guy I had talked to earlier that evening came over, he was a refugee from Iran. We talked for a bit, since he was so much older I said I was 16 years old.

He was quite much older than me, he was 28yrs old and still didn't have a decent job, I had just turned 15 and came with my older sister to the party, She and her boyfriend had gone over to their apartment. I was all alone on the couch with the old iranian .

We started to make out, I remember how he was grabbing my boobs constantly. Then he started toutching my pussy, I didn't know what to say, so I just kept on playing along. A little while later I was sitting in the couch all naked, I felt vulnerable and covered my shaven pussy with my hand. He pulled of his pants, he had a hairy tanned smelly dick. "Suck me" He commanded while he held my hair with a firm grip and pressed my head between his legs.

It annoyed me how he tried again and again to push his cock in my throat, after a while he made me stand on all four on the couch, then he fucked my mouth as if it was a pussy.

He lifted me up from the couch and placed my legs on his shoulders. I was so thight, yet he forced his cock on me. It did not feel good, I remember the excrusiating pain of his fat cock cutting its way beyond me. I tried to keep calm but it hurt so bad.

He must have thought that I was moaning, because all he did was to fuck me even harder. I closed my eyes and thought of my cat, my sister and my family, something good. I felt like jesus hanging on the cross as the burning sensation never seemed to stop, I could se his cock pumping on my pussy like a jackhammer drilling through the ground.

All of a sudden he started growling like a beast and pulled his cock out. He jizzed a warm slimy goo on my stomach, I remember parts of his sperm jumping all the way to underneath my left nipple. It ran down and filled my bellybuttom.

I was greasy and dirty, I went to the bathroom to wash it of, when I came back to the livingroom he had alreasy left. I felt used, like a dirty slutty whore, I went to my sister and her boyfriends apartment. They asked me what ad happened, but I didn't anwer.

I could hardly walk the next morning and I felt sick. First time sex is the worst!

I can play the guitar

This is me playing th guitar, the song is Little Wing, by Jimi Hendrix :

Women weep! The prostitutes are here!

Dear everyone, this is prostitutes:

Now here are some ordinary women

 

They might seem pretty similar; they have nice thighs, beautiful long hair, feminine curves and broad hips. However, they are VERY different! One of these are will cost you shitloads of money!

I am talking about the ordinary women! Damn are they expensive!

You need to drive to the place you meet them, eat or do some trust building activity with them, give them alcohol for them to become more comfortable, this comes on top of spending all that money to have the right clothes and haircut etc.

For a nice prostitute on the other hand, all you need is money, if they can tell that you would look good naked they might even give you an discount!They have great sexual experience and are confident in fucking good! They go to the doctor regularly and don't complain if you come to fast. They don't annoy you with sticking around. They are by far better than ordinary women!

So to all you prostitutes! Keep it up! You're doing the lords work!

Strippers are fucking awesome!

Strippers are fucking awesome! They move great, they look great and they are what you want! Every single one of you! Nobody dislikes strippers, even women want to fuck them!

Some says that strippergirls don't like men, that might be true for some men, however while visiting Prague I must say I couldn't have any complaints! The strippers where all very nice to me and treated me in a way that gave me great satisfaction!

Dear strippers, I love you and if you can't take my word for it you're dumb, because I do!

You need to get naked!

We all have different bodies, but there is no reason to stay that way. In fact! Everyone should be able to look at least like this:

However, some people like something a bit different, different shapes and different styles. Some like black people, some like white and some like asians.

However, if you couldn't been a stripper: Back off from the dating game! We ordinary high maintenance people are sick and tired of childish behaviour when dating women and men in their twenties and sometimes thirties!

If you can't even get naked, why do you even talk to people? Talk to people! Touch them, make out and have sex, it is supposed to be the stage for romance and you're ruining it!

I can paint!

I can paint pictures, this is a picture I have painted:

I have also made more pictures, this is another picture that I also painted:

I am right now thinking of making even more paintings, but the weather is holding me back, therefore I am working on my shirt instead!

I can make sushi

I can make sushi, this is a picture of the first sushi I ever ate:

I then decided to attempt to make my own sushi! This is the last sushi I ate:

It was much for one person alone, but i managed!